Prompted by our facilitator Anke Schwarz and the riveting tale of Ian the chicken – a fictional figure in the promotions of Just Meat, a Cell Ag company – an interdisciplinary group of researchers with a common interest in the exploration of futures of dietary protein, delved into the creative writing genre of Flash Fiction. After watching the video about Ian’s life and cellular reproduction, we figuratively situated ourselves at a dinner table where everyone savors dishes made from Ian’s own cells. Discover the intriguing flavors and emotions that arise from indulging in this extraordinary feast in this captivating collection of stories and poems.